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onsdag 31 december 2008

Darkfall - The next invasion

Darkfall will be released in january 2009. It has the potential to be a great game as the developers seem to take the no huggybear approach to running the game: " Darkfall places no restrictions on player interaction. So there are no developer imposed safe zones, no realms, factions, pvp zones or any other roadblocks that limit your game". It's safe to say this game will attract some hardcore pvp players and OT will be sure to be there.

Follow the discussion in this thread if you are interested in joining the next wwiioler OT Invasion. Screenshots Darkfall forum OT's Darkfall forum



Ninjas can't touch you!

Hammertime by Tontis

tisdag 30 december 2008

Mario Kart RL

MMO frenzy

Your's truly, Svedala is on a rampage to try out the different MMO's out there apart from Battleground Europe (which he always plays). First out, World of Warcraft, Vanguard Saga and Everquest II.

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torsdag 25 december 2008

fredag 28 november 2008

Instant classic by jPanzerj



Best thread in Playskewls this side of the millenium.

fredag 31 oktober 2008

Today's topic: Jank!

These are just a few of the Jank related threads today along with panis and lacking.

If Jank Could Vote for World President Who Would Win? mckeon WMD's Found in Jank's Panis eviscero
Breaking: Krenn must be lacking some sort of Jankiral indur
Lets get, lets get, lets get Janked! eviscero
Jank is Csanders retarded alter ego jessic4
Jank rhymes with.... mckeon
today is official pick on someone that rhymes with crank day indur
Jank doesn't like Vaginas dugjnmbk
jank accuses Balrogs of being liars indur
Janks = Pure White Awesomnessess!! mckeon
we shall jank on the beaches Krenn
We now refer to masturebating as Jankin it dugjnmbk
STOP IT JANK! YOUR BEING QUIGGISH! THIS IS CERIAL indur
what in the Jank is going on here?! Lockdown
Don't mess with these Janks (ehrm... Quigs..) indur
where the quig are the janking mods? have they all been eviscarod? timmy41
Jankasaurus or Quigceratopsus gfm50
I Quiged a Jank to Eviscerosted SiliRat

Obama to the rescue for the Axis?

Soldat Catalyst, Wehrmacht wondered: " If Axis hold out and Obama gets elected, Can we have some Allied towns? It is only fair. The Allies are very town wealthy and we Axis are becoming very town poor. THE GOVT HELPED FANNIE MAE!"

PWB by Helmman
Bigley, 101st Airborne agreed: " I just spat my coffee out..."spread the wealth""
Tazz: " Obama did NOT support the surge and now the Allied Forces are taking the Axis factories!!!"

Read the thread over at the Playskewls.

torsdag 30 oktober 2008

OT - A sad state of affairs

This is what OT have been like in the last months. One thread political anti-McCain thread locked. So is it just the 1st page? No this is what it looks like for the latest 52 pages!

This is 2 pages worth of threads, only a few threads are OT
You know ff McCain wins. A whole lot of liberals are going to look mighty_______ vodkaace
5 more days Americans skaol
300, 250, 200, 150... malize
So who actually predicted the credit crunch? primernr
3000 SMOKEEYE
Barack Hussein Obama will fight for you every day that he is in the White House. wulph
SupperTime ( 1 2 ) Bleuize?
Socialized medicine will take longer than drilling for oil - Fact ( 1 2 3 ) OneEagle
Obama-Khalidi Tape: Blogger Obtains Quotes from Hidden Video ( 1 2 ) eviscero
Halloween costume chronicle, forget political BS ( 1 2 ) Eko13wf
Some AP reporter will be out of a job soon ( 1 2 ) g5jamz
Guess who has 2 thumbs and is out of Iraq! ( 1 2 ) maigrey
Waiting for a video of McCain actually landing a Plane skaol
L.A. Times still refuses to release Obama video ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page ) Majhavoc
I only lasted 3 days vodkaace
Stalin's army of rapists ( 1 2 ) vagg
Final Winner EV Total Pool malize
Political cartoons! Fun for everybody... tayvl
We need this thread to have one million pages... ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page ) Fredrik1
I was Watching obama on TV and he cured my bunions majhavoc
You'd think a black man would know classic black sitcoms ( 1 2 ) g5jamz
For the first time in Rasmussen-people trust McCain more than Obama on the economy vodkaace
When Obama wins next week, here is some Anti Commie Dances skaol
Pew Research Study shows how media sucks off Obama g5jamz
Socialized medicine will take longer than 1.29 - Fact bigmex73
I wonder who this person is ( 1 2 3 ) AeroCmdr
Just what does "wealth redistribution" mean, anyway? ( 1 2 3 ) blulight
Dan Cooper of Cooper Arms announces he will support Obama...well...he's now fired g5jamz
and..there goes Colorado haz43
Obama broke a promise he made about public financing ( 1 2 ) g5jamz
Philly Finally Wins! Britboy
Liberals send kids to do their dirty work...then get jolted VIDEO NOW INCLUDED g5jamz
Shut up Obama is on ( 1 2 3 ) skaol
HUFFINGTON POST writer stabbed lover 220 times with screwdriver... Ring
Fallout 3 first impressions ( 1 2 ) prodius
PHILLIESSSSSSSSS timmy41
So whats your gas price raven4
20,000 POSTS - WOUND'S THREAD OF POWER wound
A little piece of work I did. Cobra847
Obama endorses the Phillies skaol

onsdag 29 oktober 2008

Epic moments in OT History

In no particular order

Demenkys (Denenkey?) 1958 self-ownage
Oasis faked death
Selbons life-ban (posted own phone number and everyone called him and his parents)
The nudes of Mcewen
Demer and his uber laptop (that was better then desktops)
Moxin's name swich to rsimmons
King Mole. PRAISE HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE!
Snugglez
Halliks sex cam (forgot to turn it off)
Sniperz claiming he was in the spetznaz
SgtCosmo sexual harrasment suit
Blairgate and Avondells respons: " Apology unaccepted. Take your advice, shove it up your ***."

*More to come*

The History of OT in Second Life

Watch a university video of WWIIOLER's in Second Life, skip to minute 56 of this guys presentation. OT thread here. There's an article on OT's invasion in the Aphaville Herald.
To sum it up by SLHerald: " Arguably, what we saw during the past month was a genuine clash of real world values fought out on a virtual battlefield by virtual tools, and, perhaps, even a glimpse into our own future."
Official OT thread



Svedala and company outside bunker in Jessie

Panzer invasion in Furryland by Denw2o

Destroyer attack by Chaunsey

http://nwn.blogs.com/nwn/2003/07/war_of_the_jess.html

http://pc.ign.com/articles/392/392936p1.html

http://ps3.gwn.com/news/story.php/id...e_Players.html

http://www.sluniverse.com/pics/pic.aspx?ID=2893

http://www.atypon-link.com/INT/doi/p..._1?cookieSet=1

http://ubiwar.com/2009/08/29/reporting-on-combat-in-second-life/

The History of OT in Tribal Wars

Amended History of the OTB
by JFSOCC

Prelude:
The History of the Off-Topic brotherhood actually begins before any founding member made his way to Tribal Wars. You see there is another online game called
World War II Online(linkie), and it is from this game that our first tribemembers came.

The select group of crazed individuals, freshly escaped from an asylum, and probably still on the run today, were very active on the World War II Online internet forum, more specifically the “Off-Topic” section of that forum. This is where the Off-Topic Brotherhood gets its name from.

Now these “crazed individuals” didn’t exactly decided from one day on another that they wanted to play Tribal Wars. (well actually they did, but bear with me)
You see, there is a history of “invading games” someone would find a new online game, more often than not free or cheap to play, and the challenge was to Invade the game en-masse, and try as quickly as possible to wreak as much havoc as possible. To break all the unwritten rules, and to make known that an organised group of troublemakers could indeed make a lot of trouble.

And it had various results, Off-Topic invaded games like Second Life(linkie), or Nukezone.(Linkie)
And always was there inpact. Either there were mass bannings, or rules were changed to stiffle the exploits of the OTB.

In Second life the inpact of the OTB was so great, that Wired Magazine (linkie) made an article about us, and a proffesor of Princeton University used the OTB as an example in his thesis on conflict resolution, as part of the social contracts theory(wikilink)(linkie)

It was just a matter of time before one of the Off-Topic Members stumbled on Tribal Wars, and that is where for most of us it began. World 3 had just been Created, and that was the obvious choice for the “Criminally insane” to join in mass.
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Inception:

The first two tribes of the Off-Topic Brotherhood, OT and SOT, were respectively the OT’ers still player WWIIOL and the OT’s merely part of the “asylum break-out” the secret members of OFF-Topic. Hence SOT.

Now, when they just began, believe it or not, the members of the newly formed OTB, did not in fact know much abou the game, and for not timing their joining World 3 to coincide, became scattered across the continents. Some of you might know that in this game you are a lot stronger if you are grouped together, so that was when one of the more drastic choices was made, turning a group of lunatics in to responsible leaders organising themselves: non-OT’ers had to join, to fill in the large gaps in distance between OTB members.

Off course, there is a problem with mass joinings on World 3: there is a membership limit per tribe, and with already 2 tribes (OT and SOT) filled with lunatics, we were running out of space.
So more tribes were created, and that led to the second drastic event of the OTB: the creation of the Off-site forums you are on now.
The leaders had noticed that good communication and coordination are pretty much the most important elements for success in the game, and having everybody together greatly helped. The OTB success soared, and quickly became very well known and a force to be reckoned with on World 3.

There still was one thing that finalized the OTB formula: the Creation of Companies.(forumlinkie) you see, having everybody together helps communication, but if somone on the other side of a growing world needs help, that call could go unheeded except by those too far away to do any good. Some misadventures gave the leaders, who by now had gained some experience, and like the geeks they are started calculation, well, everything,(everything calculator linkie) the idea that our tribe needed to be organised by geographical location.
Quicly the decision was made to devide the world, still not very large, into 8 companies, each of which relatively self-sufficent, but still in contact with the rest.

And that is the basic shape and form of the Off-Topic Brotherhood till date.

Early times:
Now that the OTB was organised properly, expansion exploded. It was in these early days that another up and coming family Cult of the Blood Moon, had also started to become a dominant force. While some of our founding members becamse personal allies with some of Cult’s founding members, it was only natural that when we started to organise our diplomacy, largely neglected until then, Cult and OT would become close personal allies. Over the course of time, both Cult and OT helped eachother in various conflicts, we even had a cultural exchange of members, some of our members today originally part of cult, and some of theirs originally OT.
This Close relation with Cult eventually led to the point where we no-longer desired to be “just allies” and we upgraded our alliance to a Mutual Defence Pact. Hurting one of us was hurting one of them, and vice versa.
And for a very long time (begin October) we have been thick as thieves.

Naturally, there were wars, we fought against various other tribes vying for world domination
[previous enemies tribelist-short timeline of war, and terms of surrender]
but with our superb organisation, our dedicated nutters, and the help of strong allies, both Cult and the OTB defeated them all. Today we remain to be one of the world powers while most of you, new players, probably never even heard of these tribes we defeated.

Conglomeration& organisation, the OT Identity
As we took on new members, and defeated various tribes, again our membership started to swell to numbers where the amount of tribes we had were not sufficient to hold them all. Some tribes mergerd with us, either as a last chance of survival, or because they gladly put down their own banner to fly our colours instead, sharing in the glory.
It must have been a shock, tribal dukes no longer had much to say, instead leadership was decided on these forums. But it was definitely a shock of revelation.

The following tribes have laid down their own banner to become part of the OTB, none of them have ever expressed disapointment in their choice to do so

[tribelist OTB merged tribes –previous tribenames- merged after war yes/no- testimonials satisfaction]

No longer did an OTB’er consider himself WWIIOL-OT’er first and TW-OT’er second. The OTB had gotten an Identity of its own. With banners proclaiming war experience or other services rendered, a company identity to be proud of, even if others would redicule it (to this day, we call accidentily or “accidentily” Nobling or attacking a tribemember by another tribe member in an “organised” action “Hotelling someone”), and a reputation of silence.

The Off-Topic Brotherhood has a rule against posting in the Tribal Wars forum (except of course the Off-Topic section) so whenever we went to war, whenever we did Anything it came as a huge surprise. We still are the talk of the day on those forums, although some able propaganda machines think they have succeeded in making us look weak, everybody still always is curious on what the OTB will do next.

When we did do something, often it was such a surprise that victory had been decided before war had begun. Some tribes have learned from this however, and now use any means they can, foul and dirty as some are, to even try to get an inkling of what we are to do next. It matters not, with our organisation.

Fresh blood, wars and streamlining recruitment:
Good times, proliferation, and too much success can have a bad effect on the quality of an organisation, much like a living organism thrives and evolves only under challenging conditions. The long line of successes of the OTB swelled our membership to a great extent. And unfortunately, that meant trouble

New members could get away with poor skill, hiding under the name of the OTB, others stopped following orders, simply not appearing on our forums.
Yet others still were such a liability that they caused our diplomats much headaches, attacking allies, breaking our no posting policy, or even spying for the enemy, still keen on knowing what OT’s next move would be.

And then of course there were the veterans, content with what they had already achieved, either lost interest and stopped playing, or stopped growing and particpating.

The OTB was growing fat, and with that, we were growing weak.
And the Solution we came up with you are seeing now, all around you: The Academy.

Check out the Forum althou it is closed for the public.

The History of OT

SmackD sums it up well:

You are the l337 F this!
You are the l337 F this!

Is so easy
Hatchy go-oh lucky
we are the wad of mo
pics with box™ or so much b s
T-O-S now!

Booyah show us your boobs
oh my god hi to you
I have a mole what should I do with it?
w w w dot goat sex...what?!

whatever you do, do not go to google and type in the word tubgirl, blech.

I had a dd i drove from willem
every body say... B-S!

Forum bomb P.E.T.A (yippe!)
pictures of ghey buttsekks
where the hell is the hotchix thread?
pics with box™ or So much BS™ TOS now!
(pirate eye!)

What's up with invisible stuff?
Damn the commie pinkos
Don't forget the right wing forum guard
uh...lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt!
ah hahahaha

Wheres the parachuting dogs?
and where's the motorcycle hogs?
I built a bunker in my backyard
and I have a huge lump on my tongue!

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
B-S B-S
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Should it burn when I pee?
OT!
Oh meh god help me jeebus!
OT!
Man walked on the fark moon!
OT OT!
Have you seen jibjab yet?
(STFU dude!)

Is so easy
hatchy go-oh lucky
we are the wad of mo!
we didn't beat U U U U S S S S

don't make me stab your face
Hey athena show us your boobs too
omg i have patch fever
when will the USA join the war?

Joe blow email me (that's a TOS you will be banned for one week)
All hail king mole
Live by the book of n00b
barracks is full of fark trolls

oh don't forget mox rox
hummel and maigreys buttsekks
salute the rats! Now go make more stuff!
pics with box™ or So much BS™

Don't forget to lay teh pipe
and lay it in her bum
She'll dump you when she gets you to convert, trust me on that one

Oh my god I found the hotchix thread

You are the l337 F this!
You are the l337 F this!

I hit a deer

http://wiki.wwiionline.com/index.php/Off_Topic

Largest Riot in OT evah

Swiftwin explains: " Biggest riot in OT history, the Superman Riot. When Christopher Reeve died, a bunch of people posted about it at the same time. Which led to people making spoof threads of superman, and stuff like that. And there were no mods on, so it completely degenarated. Were 12 pages, It started at about 11:30pm, and went on till like 3am. The riot went on for 12 pages. poeple started posting pr0n and stuff. Bleuize was extremely pissed cause her "post a pic of yourself" thread kept falling off page 1 within minutes. Then we all started to spam her thread, along with every other thread not related to superman. Some people were furious and called us ****ing losers and stuff, and they sent email complaints to CRS and stuff. hilarious. then a mod showed up and had to clean the whole thing."
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All Hail King Mole!


Time for a new invasion

Will OT return to Second Life?
Sparked by this thread OT's All Time Greatest Moment ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page ) one of the greatest moment in OT must be the invasion of Second Life.
Avondell: " We showed up on some guy's doorstep with our guns out. The guy says to us, "Hey, how you doin?", and the other WWIIOLer with me says, Open fire!"
A few forumites who read the thread remembered beeing there, some heard of it and most wants to be a part of it. So the talk now is about a third invasion.
Tavyl makes a prediction: " This can only end in tears of laughter..."
You can read up on all the current wars in Jessie in The New Jessie war journal as many other communities followed the wiiolers into Jessie. Don't forget to catch some history here.

PWB by Rancmeat


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